Tag Archives: clocks

Rain

 

Rain makes things grow

… like sponges, puddles, clocks, and umbrella sales.

 

note: clouds are like babies … they are okay when they are small.

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Today #5

Today was a vasectomy: very unproductive on purpose.

Wait A Second

These people have lots of time!

 

Unused clocks are a waste of time.

 

note: I guess this one is a time piece.

double note: is watching the clock a waste of time?

triple note:all the time in the world” would be a pretty big pile of watches, clocks, sundials, eggtimers, electronic stuff, cars, …

 

notes to myself #30

Your friends in High School are mostly idiots … but so are you … so don’t worry about it.

Still Too Much Time

My Failed Restaurant

 Blood Donor Kebabs.

 

 

Knives

 The original cutting edge technology.

 

 

Zamboni

I just love the way that word rolls off my tongue.

 

 

Growing Old

I can’t wait to be old: then I would have an excuse for being such a crap driver.

 

 

Kraft Dinner

Off of the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner box:

It’s the CHEESIEST.
That’s why more kids and moms love “the one in the Blue Box.”
Right down to the bottom of the bowl.
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

Forget kids and moms, I love it too!

 

 

Cats and Tongues

“What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue.”

Who thought that one up?
Were cats once notorious tongue thieves?

I’m going to have nighmares now!!

 

 

Hangovers

There should be a food product call “hangover”.

-I’d like a hangover please.
-Snickers are good, but hangovers are better!
-Can you get me a hangover from the store?
-I had 3 hangovers yesterday

 Yum!

 

 

Big Macs

If you put a Big Mac in a blender and drank it, would it taste the same?

 

 

Crime Drama

Why are there so many Crime Dramas on TV?
I think there should be one titled, “The Proof is in the Pudding”.

At every crime scene, the lead character could say,
“We better check the pudding to solve this one.”

Pudding is good too!

 

 

2 Questions You Don’t Want to Hear

How long can a car drive in first gear with the gas pedal to the floor before it blows up?

Can I borrow your car?

 

 

Clocks

I thought my clock was broken: the second hand didn’t move for a second.

 

 

Bubble Wrap Factory

I bet people are pretty stress free working in a bubble wrap factory.

When the heat comes down, just start popping those bubbles.

I bet there aren’t too many accidents either!

 

 

Alarm Clocks

The sound coming from the clock was alarming!!!

 

 

Chiropractors

It’s just a hunch, but I think you should see a chiropractor!