I found a “bottomless pit” in a cherry once!
Maybe I swallowed the topless part by mistake
… but someone else could have done it on purpose.
I’m never sure about stuff like this or that.
note: How do you make a chair chairier? … put a cherry on it!
… although chairs are chairier than most things … that aren’t chairs.
double note: what’s at the bottom of a bottomless pit? I hope it’s not the same thing as what’s at the top of a topless pit … because I don’t want to see that again!
triple note: it’s always a bottomless pit! … never a bottomless hole, a bottomless dent, a bottomless crack, …
quadruple note: being the “Chairman” of a chair company must be something.
what I’m listening to now #47: Kids in the Hall “Painting a Chair“.
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Comparing bananas to cherries is like comparing apples to oranges.
It’s exactly the same thing, or is it?
note: Would you eat bananas if they had seeds in them?
double note: No matter how many watermelon seeds you eat, watermelons won’t grow out of your ears … they start growing out of your nose.
triple note: Eating cherry pits may affect your career path. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, …
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I’m glad Halloween happens during pumpkin season because …
it’s really hard to make a cherry scary.
And they are difficult to carve too!
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Tagged cherries, freddy, Halloween, humor, jason, Jason or Michael I can never remember, michael, pumpkins, scary