Tarzan’s “sirloincloth” was a bad idea.
note: why isn’t a loincloth called a groincloth?
double note: if Tarzan called the chimp Cheeta, what did he call the cheetahs? … Spots? … or didn’t he get around to naming them?
triple note: “I see Spots. Let’s get the hell out of the Eric Hill section of the kids’ library!”
quadruple note: I bet you thought that I forgot how to draw!
You are so wrong! I never could draw, so how could I forget!
I waited all day for today to turn into tomorrow, but I guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow for that to happen.
… or is this a “pee in the corner of a round room” type phenomena?