My calendar at work this year has pictures of Japanese mountains: one for each month. I recognize Mt. Fuji, the Japanese Alps, Mt. Tanigawa , and the mountain surrounded marshlands of Oze .
(the last 2 are about 30 minutes away from where I live)
The other 8 mountains look scenic and impressive, but I have no idea where they are.
I’m kind of disappointed.
I was hoping Mt. Splash, Mt. Big Thunder, and Mt. Space were going to be on it.
note: I’ve Googled the mountains of West Virginia and there is no Mt. Mama! … John Denver is full of crap! … I kind of liked him in Gilligan’s Island though.
double note: if it wasn’t for Mt. Kilimanjaro, I’d think Africa was flat.
triple note: if it wasn’t for Heidi and “The Sound of Music“, I wouldn’t know anything about Switzerland at all … except for that Nazi gold, cheese, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, neutrality, army knives, and that Disneyland ride they invented.
quadruple note: the photo has nothing to do with mountains. I just thought those that saw the little red car before would like to be updated on what the owner has been acquiring.
Today I said the word “dink” for the first time in about 20 years. It still sounds funny!
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Tagged army knives, Big Thunder Mountain, Bob Denver, calendars, California plates, cheese, chocolate, cuckoo clocks neutrality, dink, disneyland, Gilligan's Island, Heidi, humor, humour, Japanese mountains, John Denver, Kilimanjaro, Mountain Mama, Mr. Tanigawa, Mt. Fuji, Nazi gold, no Matterhorn at Tokyo Disneyland, Oze, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Switzerland, the Japanese Alps, The Sound of Music, West Virginia
Punchlines, slapstick, and side-splitting humour
… always leave me in stitches for some reason.
note: people who aren’t funny shouldn’t be taken seriously.
double note: I have to change my clothes: excuse me while I slip on a banana peel.
Today was all over the place … you probably had it where you live too!
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Tagged all over the place, cheese, decapitation, hew more wood, humor, humorbid, humour, left in stitches is better than being left with stitches, morbid, people who aren't funny, punchlines, side-splitting humour, slapstick, slipping banana peels, stitches
It’s the moon’s fault.
note: the moon makes me crazy! … all that cheese and I can’t reach it!
double note: as for the moon, what goes around comes around.
triple note: I guess if I lived on the moon, I’d say the moon’s Earth more often than the Earth’s moon. It’s all a matter of where I am standing … or perspective … or something like that.
notes to myself #173
Be careful when using cheese graters.
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Tagged cheese, cheese graters, flow and ebb ... or something like that, humor, the moon, ties
When people give you a piece of their mind, it’s never a good piece.
note: I wasn’t expecting that, I thought you were going to give me a piece of gum … or cake … or something good.
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Tagged cake, cheese, gum, humor, if I had another direction ... that would come from there, mental blows ... blow mentally, oh!, peace of mind, piece of mind, something good
There are 2 things I love to cut: cake and the cheese
not necessarily in that order
note: Why do people say “Who cut the cheese”? I always look for the person with the knife.
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Tagged cake, cheese, cheese cake, farts, humor, pottery
I like blue cheese. I like it a lot!
But when I eat it, it makes me sweat under the eyes.
Actually most strong cheese has the same effect on me.
When I mention this to people, 90% say this is impossible and accuse me of not knowing my own bodily functions.
But 10% say it also happens to them.
So…. does strong cheese make you sweat under the eyes?
note: The Naked Scientists
gives a possible explanation here.
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Tagged cheese, food, humor, sweat