Two Things

 

 

There are 2 things I love to cut: cake and the cheese

but …

 not necessarily in that order

and …

never together.

note: Why do people say “Who cut the cheese”?  I always look for the person with the knife.

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Swimming

 

If you are swimming, of all the different strokes the “Key Stroke” is probably the least effective.

 

note: If you can’t swim, you can always go in a carpool.

double note: photo from 2006 in Brazil. Yes, it’s cheesecake, but I like it anyway. As Jack Nicholson said, “Maybe, this is as good as it gets.”

 

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