Tag Archives: cavemen

Before Fire Man!


Cavemen must have asked “What’s burning?” before fire was invented

… and afterwards too!


note: if I was a caveman, I’d still want to live in a house; call me old fashion … or modern … but don’t call me hairy because I’d be sensitive about that.

double note:clubbing” probably meant something different to cavemen.

triple note: coffee is fine, but coffeet would be weird.


what I’m listening to now #8:  old Weezer.

Dwelling On Cave Dwellers


If scientists ever develop a means of bringing cavemen to life using DNA taken from caveman blood, which has been preserved inside insects encased in amber,

… it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to take them to a zoo.

Better lock those pets in the backroom too!


note: if I start cave painting now, I might be famous in 40,000 years.

double note: I bet caveman school had a lot more P.E. and less of all those other subjects … that I can’t remember now.

triple note: someone in history didn’t have grandparents … they probably had awkward situations … and no money in birthday cards.

quadruple note: cavemen probably didn’t call themselves cavemen, I bet they called each other Grock or Rraap or whatever their vocal cords could come up with.


Today #330

Today a 4 year old student recognized the “free gyoza” ticket from a local ramen restaurant, I was going to give him,  before I had pulled it all the way out of my wallet.
Everyone likes a freebie … age doesn’t matter.

No Pressure … Or Evolution


It must have been nice to be a caveman.

No one else’s shoes to fill.


note: I can barely fill my own shoes … I buy them a little bigger than I need … just in case I grow a bit more.

double note: there is always room for growth, but not growths … because that is kind of growthss.


Today #298

Today my neighbour told me that the local big mountain had a lot of snow on it: we are pretty close like that.