My calendar at work this year has pictures of Japanese mountains: one for each month. I recognize Mt. Fuji, the Japanese Alps, Mt. Tanigawa , and the mountain surrounded marshlands of Oze .
(the last 2 are about 30 minutes away from where I live)
The other 8 mountains look scenic and impressive, but I have no idea where they are.
I’m kind of disappointed.
I was hoping Mt. Splash, Mt. Big Thunder, and Mt. Space were going to be on it.
note: I’ve Googled the mountains of West Virginia and there is no Mt. Mama! … John Denver is full of crap! … I kind of liked him in Gilligan’s Island though.
double note: if it wasn’t for Mt. Kilimanjaro, I’d think Africa was flat.
triple note: if it wasn’t for Heidi and “The Sound of Music“, I wouldn’t know anything about Switzerland at all … except for that Nazi gold, cheese, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, neutrality, army knives, and that Disneyland ride they invented.
quadruple note: the photo has nothing to do with mountains. I just thought those that saw the little red car before would like to be updated on what the owner has been acquiring.
Today I said the word “dink” for the first time in about 20 years. It still sounds funny!
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Why is it always a clock that counts down the time on New Year’s Eve?
A calendar would be more appropriate.
… not very exciting, but appropriate.
note: I know it isn’t Chinese New Year yet, but I need a new calendar in a couple of days!
double note: I’m still waiting for “The Year of the Cat” … that Al Stewart is a liar!
triple note: I can just hear all those billion Chinese saying, “What, no animals or nothing? Those people are pagans … and have no firecrackers or anything!!!”
quadruple note: I watched that dummy for a while, but it didn’t do anything with the bricks and the pipe. I even kicked it a few times with expectations … but nothing. (sad face)
I hope everyone had a great big Happy New Year … where ever you are … or where ever you have been … or where ever you are going!
I hoped for these things today and yesterday and when everything went 00:00 over here a few days ago, but I thought no one would be wishing these things for you on January 2nd … because they were spent … so I thought I’d do the honours … and I’m always thinking … about being considerate. hee hee!
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I love ripping the pages off calendars: I get to start with a nice fresh month.
The calendar I have is too heavy for the blue tack I use to hold it up: it keeps falling down.
I’m too lazy to pull out some more blue tack to attach the calendar more firmly.
I’d use pushpins or a big nail to hold it up, but I live in a rental house and don’t want to put too many holes in the walls and doors.
If the calendar doesn’t stay up in December, I think I may have to get a new one.
note: sorry for not responding to your comments over the last couple of days. I’ve been a little busy. So here is a “sorry frog” for all of you:
double note: Pomeroy is back!!!
triple note: I don’t know why my calendar still falls, it’s almost winter.
quadruple note: if you don’t know what blue tack is: it’s like gum or silly putty, but you can’t eat it.
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There are a lot of crappy calendars.
– no room to write memos
– no holidays signified
– doesn’t show the phases of the moon
I like to know when the fullmoon is going to be, so I know when people
are going to go nuts!
– 2 months or more are on one sheet
I like flipping the pages every month and starting with a clean month.
Advent calendars are okay.
I’m not big on advent, but I like the chocolates
This year I have a city calendar showing all the elementary and jr. high schools in the area.
I think there are only 11 schools really!
No one seems to know the one for July.
Maybe it’s summer school!
I guess I could make my own calendar.
It wouldn’t be that difficult.
I could even put chocolates in it!