Logging And Blogging

 

Posts are from logs
and
Posts are from blogs

“How many?” requires
Pollsters and surveyors

To make polls about postings
or
Make poles out of post things

and

Enter statistics
On memory sticks
or
Print their findings
On things that need bindings.

 

note: a little blog cabin in the cyber wood be nice.

(no that isn’t a typo)

double note: I have a totem stick.

triple note: I rhyme loosely … don’t think of me obtusely.

quadruple note: the guy in the photo is a snowman tamer … or is possibly trying to wake that lazy snowman up.

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notes to myself #136

Your strengths and weaknesses are very far apart … sadly.

Puzzling Over 1,000 Pieces

 

 The completion of a puzzle begins with one piece … well technically two … actually all the pieces should be somewhere in the vicinity.

 

This is my 1,000th blog!

I would have laughed at anyone who said that I could write that many blogs … I probably would have laughed at them anyway for some other reason … but that’s beside the point.

I thought maybe I was working on a 1,000 piece puzzle, but it turns out that I still have a lot of pieces outside the border and big chunks to fill in within.

… and the puzzle box says something about it being a 4D puzzle … whatever that is!

So you are stuck with me for a while yet.

 

note: I hope there is/has been some quality in with the quantity for the 10 or 15 regular readers.

double note: the good thing about having a big pile of crap is that you can always add a bit more without anyone being any the wiser. I’m sure no one is the wiser for reading this stuff, but thanks for clicking over here anyway.

triple note: the problem with having a big pile of crap is that you have to climb on top of it when you want to add to it.

quadruple note: this is the only photo I have of myself as a young planet in my present location. I thought I’d pull it out for the big occasion.

quintuple note: I call this photo “Dad’s Knee Encrouching“.

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notes to myself #54

Pulling out black and white photos will not win you any prizes while trying to date younger women.

The Last Man On Earth

 

If I were the last man on earth, I’d probably be pretty happy about meeting this person …

until I found out there were still lots of women around!

It would be a tough situation to be in: I’m not good at ending relationships.

 

note: If I were the last person on earth …

1. I’d be hoping for Cornelius and Zira to show up in a rocket ship.

2. I’d touch everything with a “Do not touch” sign, except hot things.

3. I’d be glad that I hadn’t watched the “24” series earlier.

4. I’d keep the bathroom door open … maybe.

5.  I’d still drive around in my van.

6. I’d read the old entries on your blogs, but I wouldn’t comment.

7. I’d work less.

8. I might start getting a complex or something: especially if everyone had moved to the moon.

9. Table manners and personal hygiene might get a bit sloppy.

10. Reproduction could prove more difficult than now.

11. I’d probably be saying this like a mantra too: “Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer… ”

 

double note: the man in the image is Akihiro Miwa: singer/songwriter, TV personality, and spiritualist. Supposedly if you put his image on your cellphone, it’s good luck. You go first!

 

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The “Bloggitty Blog Blog” Blog

I’m not in to navel gazing about all the inner workings of blogs and bloggers*

but …

I have a few questions:

1. How does Finicky Penguin make all those monsters?

2. Where has Jimsmuse gone? and who is Jim?

3. Are special spiky shoes really necessary for blogrolling? or can I take them off now?

4. What does Pat Coakley‘s” blogging name “w1kkp” mean?

5. How do I know all the people who leave comments on my blog are not really just one person who is performing a giant deception on me?

6. Why has no one asked me about my blog header photo?

7. Who is the person reading my stuff in Romania? or are they just looking at my amazing stick figure art?

8. Is S. Le  a man or a woman? Is it important or am I just an androgynousphobe?

9. Why do some blogs receive amazing amounts of hits, but few comments?

10. Why do I keep wanting to put spaces between “nathaliewithanh“‘s name when I type it?

11. Do other people feel a little strange labelling their blogs under a certain category, such as “funny” or “humor”?   Maybe it isn’t really funny sometimes.

12. Why do some people take me seriously? Is the world’s sarcasm reserve being depleted?

13. It bothers me when people don’t get my jokes.   “Ahhh… I’ll rephrase that as a question Alex.” What bothers planetross?” 

14. What is Tony‘s “blog changing” game?  Does he get air-miles with every blog he starts?

15. Why do I keep wanting to put spaces between “nathaliewithanh“‘s name when I type it?

16. Where can I buy a hat like “Prairie Flounder‘s”?

17. Why did “Sweetiegirlz” give her children such funny names?   Big A and Little A.

18. Why do I flex my arms when I say “razzbuffnik” ?  “Why are you flexing your arms?”   “razzbuffnik, razzbuffnik: I did it twice! It’s just a re-flex.”

19. Where does this “Fox and Maus” thing come from?  Did I miss a few X-File episodes?

20. Will “Prometheus” ever slip his chains and throttle that Eagle?  Even in a dream sequence?

21. Why do I keep wanting to put spaces between “nathaliewithanh“‘s name when I type it?

22. When will “Hot Lard” get their own investigative TV show called, “Hard Lard“?

23. Why don’t more people leave comments on “yoga berri“?  She cracks me up!

24. Why haven’t I read more comics like “Urf” and “the rut” for the last 10 years?

25. Why do I like the idea that “Bonnie Luria” in the Virgin Islands reads my blog?

26. When will “Kelly Pettit” post another blog?

27. Why is Spam so good to eat, but very bad on a computer?

 

 

If I’ve left anyone out, apologies.

I think everyone on my blogroll is like emergency vehicles, pants, nostrils, and the sun: you all have a certain flair/flare 🙂

 

note:*blog and blogger should really be webl and webbler.

double note:planetross is off for a 5 day holiday: going nowhere, but slowly. The city’s summer festival and some firework displays await his presence. He will see you on August 6th or 7th hopefully.

triple note: “Hey! He was talking about himself in the 3rd person!”

quadruple note: If I’ve offended anyone, I haven’t meant to.

 

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