Why am I nice to children?
… because most of them will grow up and want to kick my ass if I’m not.
note: Osgood-Schlatter Syndrome or bone growth below the knees are speed bumps.
I have a few bumps on my head from mental growth … possibly.
double note: those pictures look like an old milk advertisement: Milk does a body good!
triple note: maybe I’ve just gotten considerably smaller in the last 4 years.
quadruple note: everyone changes but I remain the same.
quintuple note: I probably could find a photo of the two of us 8 years ago, but I’m lazy.
At 16 he must still be growing.
notes to myself #25
You will be 12 years old before you can pin your sister on the floor and torture her with long drools that almost touch her face.
It only happens once and then she looses interest in this competition for some reason.