The fortune teller foretold no fortune in my future
note: I go to bank tellers more often than fortune tellers … although with ATMs, I don’t go to either very much anymore.
double note: I’m not sure what day job this guy didn’t quit.
triple note: “Actually it started out as a pimple on my ass.”
(I never get tired of that joke.)
quadruple note: the fortune had no fortune in it! … is that possible?
Today felt like I had a monkey on my head … or back … or somewhere in those vicinities.
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When I tell people I ate a lot of “Fast Food” in South America, they usually say:
“With all that cheap delicious food everywhere, you chose to eat burgers?”
I didn’t want to
it was usually the only place I could break the big bills dispensed by ATMs.
note: ATM in Spanish and Portuguese must mean “change AT McDonald’s”.
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