When I look at these 2 photos*, taken on July 5th and September 2nd, I think …
“I probably won’t be able to see this car by winter!”
note: if hair was like plants, barbers wouldn’t be very busy in the winter.
double note: I’m glad nature isn’t bald.
triple note: I wonder if André The Giant every said, “I’m overgrown.”
quadruple note: possibly Easter is, when it is, because eggs are harder to find in the summer. I could be wrong; I usually am.
quintuple note: if I worked on a chicken farm, everyday would be Easter! … and I’d probably have a funky smell.
* actually I forgot that I’d taken these 2 photos, but I must have known that I’d know they would come in handy someday.
Today I lost weight … it was atomic weight, but it still felt good.
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At the extreme ends of the height chart are golden invitations to join the circus or wrestling.
Just ask giants and midgets.
note: I guess everyone else is just a “gidget“.
double note: I would have used “little people” but then I couldn’t have added the above note.
triple note: planetross’ Plan B: run away and join the … just run away!
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