Here is a little video Kelly Pettit and I made.Really Bad Things ” series with a bunch of new ones thrown in too!
VIDEO
note: a very very very very special “thank you ” to Kelly Pettit Kelly rocks!!!!
double note: I should have smiled more in this video.
triple note: Really Bad Things More Really Bad Things Still More Really Bad Things
notes to myself #10
When you are 9 years old do not do Morris’ paper route for him. He’s not going to pay you; and him and his dad are douche b … oh! … you don’t know those words yet! … they are jerks.
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Whenever I hear an ambulance’s siren, I always think about the patient riding inside who’s having a very bad day.
I’m always happy when they turn the siren off while still driving.
Because the patient must have got a lot better.
note: Do you phone 119 when you are having a good day?
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