Tag Archives: alcohol

An Omni-Present

 

It happens every year.

A kid gets a present, they use it for one day, and then they forget all about it!

I don’t think adults would get away with that one!

 

note: when I get alcohol as a present, the present doesn’t worry me … it’s the future that makes me nervous.

double note: if I don’t get on here tomorrow …
MERRY CHRISTMAS  and HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone.
All the best to you and yours from me and mine!

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Today #101

Today surprised me like a shaken can of beer.

Sheep

at the movies

 

Don’t count on sheep
To fall asleep
Alcohol is better
And saves sheep for sweaters

 

note: counting sheep makes no census.

double note: What do sheep count to fall asleep?

 

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Happy Island

I have spent many nights on Happy Island, but mornings usually find me hungover and washed up on broke reef.

 

note: it is a pretty cool name for a liquor store though.

 

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