It happens every year.
A kid gets a present, they use it for one day, and then they forget all about it!
I don’t think adults would get away with that one!
note: when I get alcohol as a present, the present doesn’t worry me … it’s the future that makes me nervous.
double note: if I don’t get on here tomorrow …
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone.
All the best to you and yours from me and mine!
Today surprised me like a shaken can of beer.
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Don’t count on sheep
To fall asleep
Alcohol is better
And saves sheep for sweaters
note: counting sheep makes no census.
double note: What do sheep count to fall asleep?
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I have spent many nights on Happy Island, but mornings usually find me hungover and washed up on broke reef.
note: it is a pretty cool name for a liquor store though.
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