If I can’t make a difference … I just want to make it different.
note: I’m not a trendsetter … I don’t know anything about dogs and their breeding.
double note: the air seems fresher already.
triple note: I don’t know what that stinky tree smelled like before, but it smells like ocean fresh something now. It may smell like pine eventually.
quadruple note: the air freshner was tired of hanging on the rearview mirror tree.
quintuple note: everyone is a tree: we just live in mobile forests.
sextuple note: we all have roots … even if they are only in our hair and teeth.
septuple note: I’ve put on two obnoxiously short entries tonight.
notes to myself #68
Your family tree is a renewable resource. You may be a stump though. sorry.
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As I shifted from one foot to the other I thought …
“maybe buying a Flintstone Mobile wasn’t the best idea”.
note: standard drives are shifty.
double note: sure I have a carpet in my van … it’s an air freshner called Stinky!
triple note: fishsticks to the roof of my mouth.
notes to myself #15
Mom usually knows when you’ve done something bad, but she really doesn’t want to know exactly what it is … unless formal charges are laid.
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