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Zzzzzttt

apples and spoons: 2 things that don't mix ... except the spoon.

 

There is no finish line to life.”

bollocks!

… it’s just really staggered.

 

note: Bugs rage against the lights and die.
… I guess that’s what Dylan Thomas was talking about in that poem.

double note: it’s all just a big “apple on a spoon race” at the end of the day: some people just have smaller apples and bigger spoons for some reason.

triple note: I could have gotten kicked out of Eden a lot faster than Adam: I like wearing shorts.

quadruple note: I’m off to Nagoya for “work”. I’ll be back on Sunday. Have a good end of week/weekend.

quintuple note: thanks for all the comments on the earlier posts. I will reply … just not now.

sextuple note: this one is kind of dark now that I look at it in the light.

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notes to myself #43

I’ve got nothing to tell you: you’ll figure it out.

Another “Still More Too Much Time”

3 Things I Don’t Eat

asparagus, esophagus, sarcophagus.

 

Model Ships in Bottles

Big Deal! I want to see a large ship in a massive bottle. Now that would be cool!

 

Dust Bunnies

They breed like rabbits.

 

Barbers in Seville

I bet they get tired of that joke.

 

Self Exploratory Surgery

Don’t go there girlfriend!

 

Cobwebs

Why do I have them? I didn’t eat corn.

 

Greenhouses

They’re just big plastic bags.

 

The Great White Shark

What’s so great about it? I’ve never seen a regular white shark to compare it with.

 

Nudists and Adam

I bet they don’t have the “lint in the belly button” problem.

 

Unicycles

I was doing fine until the training wheels came off.

 

note: if you missed the first 3 in this series and you are a glutton for punishment:

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/too-much-time/

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/still-too-much-time/

https://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/still-more-too-much-time/

 

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