These things would also be really bad:
A static Klingon
A venetian blind date
A key chainsaw massacre
A shadow nut
A coffee mugging
Bowling pins and needles
A septic tank top
Strychnine ball games
Thurston Howell the 3rd degree burns
A needs reparachute
Cemetary plot summaries
Pigeon toe trucks
An ad campaign in the ass
Lollygagging on lollipops
Athlete’s foot in mouth disease
Gravy stainglass window shoplifters
note: I do have a “monk keychain after all”!
double note: enough of these ones for a while; my mind is turning into a bag of trickles.
triple note: Really Bad Things are still bad over here.