I’m just a fessional
… I can’t say that I’m really good at the stuff I get paid for
… or get paid for the stuff I’m good at.
note: why aren’t professional and confessional opposites?
double note: I have 360 degrees! … when I spin.
triple note: I’m not a profishional really.
quadruple note: I’m still not here: I’m miraging and shimmering, but thank you for the comments.
Today was 7-11 Day again! I told kids they could get free stuff if they wore a mask into the store.
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Returning home yesterday I thought my house might have been destroyed by the rainbow, but it wasn’t.
It was another near miss.
I’m lucky like that.
note: I better buy “rainbow insurance” this year.
double note: weather people never predict rainbows.
triple note: I have money saved for a rainy day, but not much put aside for the rainbow days to follow.
Today I told students that July 11th was “7-11 Day” … and everything was free at those stores.
I may have forgotten to tell a few of them that I was just joking.
It’s okay though … the police are pretty lenient on minors over here probably.
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