I dreamt …
I was falling … while bungee jumping.
I was running but not moving … on a treadmill.
I saw a unicorn … in a book.
I was flying … in an airplane … in economy class as usual.
I bought a lottery ticket … and lost.
All my teeth were falling out … but I was 6 in the dream.
I was standing stark naked … in my shower.
I stood by helplessly watching the world being destroyed … in a movie theatre with 3D glasses.
note: I’d never dream about failing a test!
double note: I don’t have time to daydream, so I just hourdream.
triple note: I guess Eve should be there at the beginning of the world and at the end: Eve of Destruction … I think that’s what that song is talking about.
what I’m listening to #5: The Tragically Hip.
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Are you tired of movies with linear plots and 2 dimensional characters?
Then you need 3D contact lenses!
They make the most painfully boring movie a major spectacle … but without the spectacles.
How do they do it? I don’t know, but I’m sure drugs and mind control are involved!
note: sure you could probably watch 3D movies with them too.
double note: take the 3D lenses out at a 5th Dimension concert or you won’t see Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr..
triple note: Aquarius/Let the Sunshine makes my arms fly out from my sides and spin every time.
quadruple note: Sponge Bob in 3D …. glasses.
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Tagged 2 dimensional characters, 3D contact lenses, 3D glasses, 3D movies, Billy Davis Jr., humor, Marilyn McCoo, Sponge Bob in 3D, The 5th Dimensions