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Is there an opposite to “Truth Serum“?
That would be something!
“Dare Serum”!
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note: anything that isn’t Truth Serum is False Serum
… if you want to know the truth.
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what I’m listening to now #58: Barenaked Ladies “Pinch Me“.
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Is there an opposite to “Truth Serum“?
That would be something!
“Dare Serum”!
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note: anything that isn’t Truth Serum is False Serum
… if you want to know the truth.
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what I’m listening to now #58: Barenaked Ladies “Pinch Me“.
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Most children ask, “Why is the sky blue?”
As a child my question was …
“Why is the sky sky-blue?”
I was childish even as a child.
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note: I consider it a twofer when I can see the moon in the daytime. … seeing the sun at night would be more of a done f0r.
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If all people started out as one of the three primary colours, eventually everyone would be the colour of what I used to mix up in kindergarten.
I always thought that was a good colour.
note: I’m sure there would be some hardliner blues, yellows, and reds that never mixed … but that’s a secondary issue … or maybe a primary issue.
double note: I bet pink boys would curse their red and albino parents.
triple note: aliens were probably disappointed that people weren’t bright colours when colour television was invented … I know I was … especially about referee jerseys. hee hee!
quadruple note: I’m colour deaf … I can’t hear any of them!
quintuple note: “Why so blue?”
“It’s hereditary.”
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Today #201
I went to a “Happened” today … it was like a “Happening“, but I arrived late.
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I’ve discovered a few cures for diseases and viruses over the years.
It’s just that the diseases and viruses haven’t been discovered yet.
I’m patiently waiting.
note: doctors never discover the cure before the disease. … I guess you need a “pre doctoral” degree instead of a “post doctoral” degree for that stuff.
double note: bird flu, mad cow, swine flu, …
I bet the horses are getting nervous.
triple note: without a chimney there never is a flue season.
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Today #129
I know the days are getting longer in the Northern Hemisphere, but today seemed longer by a few hours!
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The Driver’s Licence Office gave me a fluorescent armband when I renewed my licence yesterday.
It’s straight like a ruler, but when you whack it against your arm it coils around by itself magically.
I don’t know why it’s fluorescent though.
I guess so I can find it in the dark with a flashlight when I want to play with it.
note: I asked for one in black, but they didn’t have any of those.
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Today #117
I hope the rest of today is cloaked in mystery … because it would kind of suck if it wasn’t there at all.
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If someone proved that a circle actually had 361 degrees, I bet all those mathematicians would be doing a complete 180.5 degree change in their thinking.
note: my circles only have 3 degrees. … they are burning circles … I thought you knew that.
double note: why do circles always have the same amount of degrees but thermometers vary a lot … by degrees?
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Today #53
I’m going to pinch and punch my way through this 1st of the month.
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Scientists say humans and chimpanzees share 98% of the same genetic material.
The last 2% must be really really good if those chimpanzees don’t want to share it with us.
Stingy chimps!!
note: if I had 2% more genetic material does that mean I would be 2% smarter?
… or does that mean I’m probably not getting into Mensa any time soon.
double note: what the hell type of monkey is Curious George anyway?
triple note: I know those are monkeys in the photo. I think they were old world monkeys because I didn’t see the one on the end smoke with his tail.
quadruple note: when I have nothing to write about, I fall back on genetic material.
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Trivial Bets #1
The word “nepotism” comes from Napoleon’s habit of giving family members important positions. (false)
planetross 0 – trivial better 1
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