Category Archives: dogs



Some times “sex” isn’t needed to sell stuff. 
note: I’d rather be “on the virg” than “on the cusp” figuratively speaking. 
… unless it’s written down as “being on the verge” … then it just sounds like being on a grassy patch of land beside a road.
double note: I thought virgin meant a martini … maybe that’s ver-gin.
Today #307
Today I wanted to put on a post about dog owners being anal … or pretty close to it, when cleaning up after their dogs, but the photo was crap.



If I had a pet, I’d name it “Peeve”.

It would probably grow into its name.

I’m not really a pet person, … I’m more of a pet person person.


note: if I had 2 pets, I’d name the other one “Padam” … and then have both of them neutered.


Today #107

Today my pencil was not very subtle … I had to sharpen it.



My friend tells me odd facts: the latest tidbit,

“People with pets live 3 years longer than people without pets.”

I had pets when I was a kid: I’m covered.


note: people who work at pet stores must live forever.

double note: I bet pets live longer when they have owners … especially fish.

triple note: the original Odd Fact is here.

quadruple note: this computer is still dying, but I will try to make it last until payday … kind of like my money.


Today #52

I had an eye test today … my score was 2.


non-returnable boomerang fridge magnet!


Whoever invented the boomerang must have had a seriously lazy dog.


note: Boomerangs are like yoyos: they both don’t come back to me.

double note: Is a “boomering” just a frisbee that comes back to you when you throw it up into the air on a windy day?

triple note: That guy really “boomerung” that emu’s neck!

quadruple note: When I think of a boomerang, I always think of that idiot in “The Road Warrior/ Mad Max 2” movie.

quintuple note: I thought boomerangs were unique to Australia … I was wrong

Experimenting On Dogs

After extensive experimental research … there is finally photographic evidence proving that …

 Dogs in a Bag

dogs would rather be “in the sack” 

Dogs in Clothes

than “wearing clothes”.


note: blatant pandering to the “dog faction” in the blog pound.

double note:

     “How do you feel about your pretty clothes?”


triple note: does that “rough” joke ever get old?

Dog Stickers

What! No Snoopy!


I haven’t seen too many cat breed stickers on cars: just dog ones.

I guess cat lovers don’t really love them as much as dog lovers love them.

You can take this either way: I’m open for interpretation today.


note: a lot of cats would kind of look the same on those featureless stickers anyway.

“Is that a Russian Blue, a Chartreux, or a Balinese on that car’s *bumper?
It’s definitely not a Scottish Fold.”

*back bumper …just clarifying … interpretation is closed for today.

double note: the guy driving that truck doesn’t really like dogs that much … he bought it second hand.

triple note: I want some pig stickers!

Out Of Sight, Out Of My Mind



Nice day,  innit?

Tammy  over at The Tessarae  wondered if I missed anyone while I was off on vacation.

Missed” is a pretty strong word, … so is “strong” or “blue cheese“.

Did I think of any of you at all a little bit even fleetingly on my excursion? No, not a bit.

I didn’t think of S. Le  over at I Feel Unusual  at all … which is unusual.



 I definitely didn’t think of S. Le‘s witty line to Cynical Scribble  about “alcologic“.

difficult to walk on properly

 Tammy   never passed through my mind at all while taking this shot of flowers by a strange bridge thingey.



tacky tanuki

 Tacky Raccoons   was the furthest thing from my thoughts, although I thought about his cousin the Drunk Tanuki a little.


oh so delicious

 Epicurienne   didn’t cross my mind or palate.


painting rocks

Bonnie Luria   never crossed my palette or my mind.


old building blocked by shadows

 sweetiegirlz   and her old buildings never entered my head once.


 from ground zero on a better day

 w1kkp  and her photos of normal from a different angle didn’t enter my head once with this shot looking up into the sky over ground zero in Hiroshima.

a sensitive ear

I must have had amnesia about Buck Frain  while snapping this shot of an art poster outside of … someplace … somewhere.


the floating torii that wasn't floating at this time

 razzbuffnik   never floated through my head while taking this shot of the floating torii at Miyajima. It only floats when the tide’s in though I guess.


very self explanatory

 Dennis the Vizsla  never entered the doggie door in my head while I snapped this one.

old guns inside ... lots of 'em!

 Turkish Prawn  and Prairie Flounder  were completely absent while looking at the seriously old guns from the 1500’s tucked away inside Matsumoto Castle.


wait! there's an encore!!!

I really didn’t think of Doraz  while extremely happy and warm and fuzzy.

 not sure what this is

I didn’t even remember Hot Lard  while taking this one … which is very difficult to do … because they are just rude.


stack 'em and rack 'em

I did think about Jim’s Muse  though.

… and Tony  was always a little out of my mind … but I’ve deleted those photos.

where ever I lay my head

I usually just thought about myself the whole entire time.


note: I “heart” all of you  in my blogroll … in a manly non-physical way.

bummer of a birthmark


double note: I’ve missed out a lot of people on the blogroll. I thought of you constantly, but didn’t take any photos … of  skittles, very strangely organized stuff, funny wordplays, penguins, etc … . (sad face)

triple note: I’m sorry if I haven’t caught up on all your blogs, I will shortly (smiley face)

quadruple note: if I’ve offended anyone by not mentioning them, I haven’t meant to.

If I’m Here, It Must Be Today #11

"Down And Out" from Kelly Pettit's "FUEL"


Today I needed a few Border Collie sheep dog to round up my thoughts.


It's a note, but not one of those "Cole" ones.

subtitle:    ”Down And Out”  … sounds like a football/baseball fusion sport thing.


I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of  Kelly Pettit  song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.

“Down And Out” from Kelly Pettit’s  ”FUEL”.




I do like wrestling!

Why do you ask?


note: this is what happens when dogs lose bets.

double note: I think this dog would like to disown its owner.

triple note: when I asked to take the photo, the owner made sure the mask and outfit were all straightened and tidy.

quadruple note: I’d hate to see how their kids are dressed.

quintuple note:

“How does it feel to be wearing that outfit in public?”


Like Prometheus, But Different



He used to have a happy face before the people bought a dog.


note: this rock is pretty cool sitting on the end of someone’s driveway. I bet the body looks amazing! I’m grabbing a shovel!!

double note: if you haven’t checked out the comic “Welcome to the miserable world of PROMETHEUS…” , you really should.
The link is also over in the blogroll on the right … near the bottom. It’s an alphabetical thing I guess.