Some times “sex” isn’t needed to sell stuff.
note: I’d rather be “on the virg” than “on the cusp” figuratively speaking.
… unless it’s written down as “being on the verge” … then it just sounds like being on a grassy patch of land beside a road.
double note: I thought virgin meant a martini … maybe that’s ver-gin.
Today I wanted to put on a post about dog owners being anal … or pretty close to it, when cleaning up after their dogs, but the photo was crap.
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Tagged humor, humour, virgin
If I had a pet, I’d name it “Peeve”.
It would probably grow into its name.
I’m not really a pet person, … I’m more of a pet person person.
note: if I had 2 pets, I’d name the other one “Padam” … and then have both of them neutered.
Today my pencil was not very subtle … I had to sharpen it.
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Tagged Adam and Eve, blunt pencils, Boston Terrier, dogs, humor, I'm a pet person person!, kelly pettit, neutered, not very subtle pencils, Padam and Peeve, passing aquaintances ... usually gassy too!, pet peeves, pet people's pets, pets
My friend tells me odd facts: the latest tidbit,
“People with pets live 3 years longer than people without pets.”
I had pets when I was a kid: I’m covered.
note: people who work at pet stores must live forever.
double note: I bet pets live longer when they have owners … especially fish.
triple note: the original Odd Fact is here.
quadruple note: this computer is still dying, but I will try to make it last until payday … kind of like my money.
I had an eye test today … my score was 2.
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Tagged eye tests, humor, I don't know how long crazy cat people live ... I avoid them, Mr. Pettit, odd facts, pet stores, pets
After extensive experimental research … there is finally photographic evidence proving that …
dogs would rather be “in the sack”
than “wearing clothes”.
note: blatant pandering to the “dog faction” in the blog pound.
“How do you feel about your pretty clothes?”
triple note: does that “rough” joke ever get old?
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Tagged blog pound, canine lives, dog research and rescue, dogs in togs, first we remove the bark, hello sailor!, humor, in the sack, photographic evidence, rough! ruff! ruffles! ... no!!!!
I haven’t seen too many cat breed stickers on cars: just dog ones.
I guess cat lovers don’t really love them as much as dog lovers love them.
You can take this either way: I’m open for interpretation today.
note: a lot of cats would kind of look the same on those featureless stickers anyway.
“Is that a Russian Blue, a Chartreux, or a Balinese on that car’s *bumper?
It’s definitely not a Scottish Fold.”
*back bumper …just clarifying … interpretation is closed for today.
double note: the guy driving that truck doesn’t really like dogs that much … he bought it second hand.
triple note: I want some pig stickers!
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Tagged blah blah blah, cat stickers on cars, cats, dog fecal decals, dog stickers on cars, dogs, fourth hand trucks, humor, if you really loved me you would have a sticker of me on your bumper, interpretationisticism, pig stickers are old school!, pig stickers!, Russian Blue .. Chartreux .. Balinese??? I'll just have Thousand Island please, Scottish Fold ... loose change, second hand trucks, third hand trucks
Today I needed a few Border Collie sheep dog to round up my thoughts.
subtitle: ”Down And Out” … sounds like a football/baseball fusion sport thing.
I’ll try to do one of these a day, until I run out of Kelly Pettit song titles! He’s got 4 CDs, so it should take a while.
“Down And Out” from Kelly Pettit’s ”FUEL”.
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Tagged 4 downs and 3 outs to go, baseball, Border Collie, Down And Out, football, FUEL, fusion sports, humor, kelly pettit, rounding up thoughts, sheep dog
I do like wrestling!
Why do you ask?
note: this is what happens when dogs lose bets.
double note: I think this dog would like to disown its owner.
triple note: when I asked to take the photo, the owner made sure the mask and outfit were all straightened and tidy.
quadruple note: I’d hate to see how their kids are dressed.
“How does it feel to be wearing that outfit in public?”
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Tagged dogs in costumes, humor, I will hunt you down and pee on your leg if you publish this photo, losing bets, masks leather outfits and leashes ... on your dog!, pet bets should be banned, this dog owner should have a different hobby, wrestling, X-Dogs #1 ... possibly a villain
He used to have a happy face before the people bought a dog.
note: this rock is pretty cool sitting on the end of someone’s driveway. I bet the body looks amazing! I’m grabbing a shovel!!
double note: if you haven’t checked out the comic “Welcome to the miserable world of PROMETHEUS…” , you really should.
The link is also over in the blogroll on the right … near the bottom. It’s an alphabetical thing I guess.
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Tagged a buried statue?, at the end of the driveway, being pissed off at being pissed on!, humor, I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on, possibly it's natural, prometheuscomic, rockfaces, rocks, rocks with faces, Welcome to the miserable world of PROMETHEUS...