Headonistic

Cartoonists usually draw their own conclusions.

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note: if a moai fell on you, I guess that would be a headache … technically.

double note: Easter Island has a lot of head space.

Fishy

 

I guess fish just say, “There are plenty of us here.“

 

note: “depth perception” probably means something different to fish.

double note: “sal, tro, tun, mac, sol, her, cat” … I’m practicing my fish scales.

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Today #154

I wish there was a song about “today” in the musical “Annie” … I’m sure it would be uplifting, spunky, and a real toe-tapper.

Humour … Or Humorbid?

 

Punchlines, slapstick, and side-splitting humour

… always leave me in stitches for some reason.

 

note: people who aren’t funny shouldn’t be taken seriously.

double note: I have to change my clothes: excuse me while I slip on a banana peel.

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Today #112

Today was all over the place … you probably had it where you live too!

Adam and Steve

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note: The Garden of Edam is in Holland … or The Netherlands maybe.

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Today #111 (111 is a single digit really)

Today I realized that I’m an obsoletist.

Riddled

 

Some people are riddled with doubt, guilt, bullets, or questions.

No one is ever riddled with pancakes.

Pancakes must be good.

 

note: I bet Walt Disney got the idea for Mickey Mouse while eating pancakes.
… possibly Goofy was from a bad hotdog.

double note: what the hell is Goofy anyway???

triple note: I’m not good at making pancakes: they are griddled with doubt. hee hee!

quadruple note: I’m officially on holidays for a whole week! And you know what that means?

 

well yes, that goes without saying, but it also means one of the Big 3 events on my calendar …………………………………………………………………….
The Numata Matsuri! ………. and more Numata Matsuri!

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Today #26

Today was really enjoyable … to someone somewhere I hope.

Same Ship, Different Day

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My little book “Same Ship, Different Day” is now in print!

I think most of you have seen most of this stuff already in a little different form on WordPress already, so I would really like to send anyone and everyone on my blogroll a free copy to say thank you for reading and leaving comments on this blog.
My e-mail is: hey_ross@hotmail.com

Your names are at the back of the book as well! … if that is any incentive.

You can preview the entire book for free by clicking on the link below. Leaving a comment over at Blurb would be greatly appreciated as well.

Same Ship, Dif…

By planetross

Book Preview

 

note: a VERY BIG THANK YOU to Erica Pannen, Jan Kennedy, and Nancy Roberge for proofreading and offering constructive criticism.
… and a BIG THANK YOU to Kelly Pettit for doing the front and backcover up so nicely.

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notes to myself #199

We get tired of writing notes to ourself, so we end up putting something else down at the bottom of these posts after notes to myself #199.

The Whybrid

Here is a question for resident wind expert Prairie Flounder over at
 Sky Fishing :

Would a car with special high-tech pinwheels/whirly-gigs on it be able to create enough energy to run the car?

As soon as a car starts moving, all those things would be working non-stop.

It makes sense to me, but that’s not saying much.

 

note: maybe Bob Dylan was right, “The answer is blowin’ in the wind.”

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notes to myself #197

Growing up and getting older are two very different things.

Pun … ishment

 

BEEHEADED AND BUTTERFLIED

 

note: possibly this is a capital offense too.

double note: he’s not wearing a cap, so it’s not a decapitation … or maybe it is.

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notes to myself #179

Scrappy-Doo is the villain in the 2002 Scooby-Doo movie!
… sorry.

Phun With Fonics!

 

a diphthong

 

note: a donkey wearing a thong would be weird.

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notes to myself #177

One day people won’t really know what you do at work.

Seven To Ten With Good Behaviour

 

As it slowly crept out of my underwear, slid down my pant leg, and rolled onto the floor …

I knew the bowling alley people would soon discover the mysterious bowling ball thief.

 

note: why steal bowling balls? … to use as displays for bowler hats of course.

double note: if there is anything that big in the back of my pants, it means I’m very surprised to see you.  hee hee!

triple note: I hope everyone had a good Easter and got tons of Faberge eggs … or Cadbury eggs … or something egg like … or something or other.

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notes to myself #161

Enjoying biting the ears off of chocolate rabbits does not make you a sadist.