Testing 1, 2, … That’s It.

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I’m not a big fan of free samples.

If I’m going to sample something,
I want it to be the really expensive stuff!

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note: a trial size suit would be fine … if I’m arrested.

double note: I choose random stuff very carefully.

triple note: being a picky eater must involve actually picking fruits and vegetables off of whatever they grow on before showing up in supermarkets.
I could be wrong: I usually am.

quadruple note: scented toilet paper makes my nose run … it’s a vicious circle.

quintuple note:3 square meals” probably means something different to toilet paper people.

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what I’m listening to now # 57: Walk off the EarthSomebody That I Used To Know“.

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4 responses to “Testing 1, 2, … That’s It.

  1. Scented TP makes my butt smell

  2. Testing loo paper in a shop is just wrong in so many ways.

  3. Pingback: Try It Before You Buy It: “Clean Up On Aisle 5.” | Tacky Raccoons

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