Mental Telepathy Checklist
1. Bend Spoon with Mind … or head. check!
2. See Ghost … total chick flick. check!
3. Read People’s Thoughts … about what a jerk I am for farting. … check!
4. Mind Control/Brainwashing … daily with strong shampoo. check!
5. ESP … N. check!
6. Reading Cards without seeing them … December … mmm Christmas card: January … mmm Birthday card.: February … mmm Valentine’s Day card. check!
note: thank you to Mr. Pettit for taking time out of his busy day to take photos of me with spoons on my eyes.
double note: no spoons were harmed during this post … and were washed more thoroughly than the ones I put in my mouth … or my mouth.
what I’m listening to now #20: the Reg Dunlop Slapshot pep talk speech.