Omnium-gatherum … It’s a Real Word!

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If I were omniscient, I’d know to throw a few “I guesses” into conversations so as not to sound like such a prick all of the time.

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note: I also wouldn’t have to look up to to see if it was “If I were” or “If I was”
… or maybe look up to see if it were “If I were” or “If I was“.

double note: if I were omniscient, I’m sure I could figure out a way to become omnipotent and omnipresent as well, but until then I’ll just be omnivorous.