Sometimes I wear the same underwear for 2 days
… but not consecutively.
note: wearing 6 feet underwear sounds like a really bad thing.
double note: being an under werewolf sounds not so desirable either.
triple note: it’s my birthday today.
I walked in a straight line all day, but I still turned 48 years old anyway.
quadruple note: if I had a choice, I’d have my birthdays out of order … wouldn’t that be nice.