Sometimes I lie awake dreaming about sleeping,
but never the opposite.
note: lying awake is easy … lying while asleep is more difficult … what with it being your subconscious and all.
double note: I took a lie detector test once. It worked! It said I was lying down.
triple note: if you are just pretending to be asleep, are you are double liar?
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Today #350
I went back to the gym for the first time in about 10 months.
The staff member said, “long time no see.”
I looked around bewildered and asked, ” Where am I?“
I Am The Cheese 
Does that mean you’re a layman?
Cynicle Scribble: I think I’m just layming around when I’m not sleeping, but layming down.
note: I usually don’t respond this quick to comments. I’ve broke policy; now I’m done for.
That was funny – the triple liar 🙂 I had two nights in a row this week I COULD NOT SLEEP. It was awful – and had to work the next day.
Love your thing about picking your friends nose !! Great page 🙂
Does the double liar come with tomato & cheese & that nice special sauce???
That planter’s a little off-kilter.
Sleeper sleeper pants on fi…
Never mind.
Thanks for all the comments.
WordsFallFromMyEyes: thanks! I don’t usually suffer from insomnia, but I have a sleepless night every once in a while … and I definitely do not like it.
Strangely, I can take credit for almost everything that I write on this blog, but I can’t take credit for the “nose picking” quote.
Tony: if it does, then I will flip a coin with you … and if I lose, double liar or nothing!
madtante: I’m pretty sure it’s just an old bathtub junking up someone’s yard. The plant in it must be a volunteer; I don’t think they planted it.
omawarisan: it would be a good chant, but if the recipient is sleeping … it would be kind of pointless.
(I was using theHilarity again — it’s hard to tell my dry humor from my real stupidity, I know)
madtante: I think I was just sleepy when I read your comment and took it at “morning face value“.
note: sometimes I’m not too bright … and possibly dim.