My inner voice has laryngitis
… or maybe it’s an inner ear infection.
note: becoming an inner voice actor is probably a subconscious choice.
double note: why is it called an inner tube? … I’ve never seen an outer tube.
triple note: my inner voice has Tourette’s Syndrome somedays.
quadruple note: my inner bellybutton just has lint in it … unless I’m at the beach, then it has sand in it.
Today at the ramen restaurant there was one guy sitting by himself at each table minding his own business. It was like walking into a porn video shop.