When I look at stepladders I think …
“Why aren’t they called “stepsladders“?
note: I’m sure ladder salespeople get the question “Do you have one that looks like a shoe?” a lot.
double note: ladder companies never use the slogan “Let’s get high” for some reason.
triple note: I wish there was a ladder with a chair on top … I’m pretty lazy.
quadruple note: the round ladder never really went anywhere.
quintuple note: possibly there is something to say about “The Church of the Ladder-Day Saints” or “12 Step Programs” in here somewhere, but I’m not at that level tonight.
Today I couldn’t find the ice cube I dropped last night, but I found a mysterious leak on my kitchen floor this morning. I may call the landlord.