On birthdays, well wishers wish you well,
… but they don’t throw money at you like well wishers at wishing wells do.
note: I always wish for more wells at wishing wells, so I can make more wishes … I’m not stupid.
double note: making wishes at wishing wells is like throwing money away: they both involve throwing money away. … okay, they are the same.
triple note: it was my birthday yesterday. It was a pretty low-key affair: just me and a dropped key.
quadruple note: I hope Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton, Vinnie Jones, Bradley Cooper, Walter Mondale, and Isaac the bartender from the LoveBoat had good birthdays too!
Today I put away my birthday suit for another year. No matter how well I fold it, it still seems a little wrinklier every year.