Toilet paper and toast are the same:
– you wipe stuff on both of them.
– you usually only use one side of them.
– the most common types start out white and then turn brown.
– 2 pieces are often used at the same time.
– they both eventually get flushed down the toilet.
– they both can be really crumby.
note: I have to give an assist to Mr. Pettit on this one. The toilet paper and toast conundrum really got his neuron snapping.
(that’s not a typo … he only has one)
I’m glad this was in my toast slot today, so I could have a photo for todays toast. Thank you very much Mr. Toastman. Toastal service in Japan is pretty good.