When someone asks me if I know how to do some thing: fly a plane, make gravy, build a house, perform open heart surgery, …
I tell them I used to know but have forgotten how.
… I’d rather people think I had a bad memory than lacking in skills.
note: I’m not useless … I’m used to-less.
double note: I’m not useless … I’m standing next to useless … or something like that.
triple note: I guess that makes me look like a “knew it all“.
Today I saw a white ladder all covered with water … or was listening to Bob Dylan songs.