The most difficult thing about dressing up as a jack-o’-lantern for Halloween is probably digging the hole.
note: hopefully the party is at your own place too … and the drinks have straws in them.
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My dog loves to urinate on pumpkin heads. Be warned.
I bet those cabbage patch kids are really jealous of your jeans pumpkin patch.
I prefer Jock ‘o’ straps
I guess it’s best to get midget jack o lanterns then you don’t need to dig the hole as deep
Thanks for the comments.
brianpettit: I’ve been warned. Maybe I will be an electrified Jack-o-lantern!
Tooty Nolan: I definitely need a jockstrap when I teach at kindergartens … and something to protect me from kids poking me in the bum.
Tony McGurk: I will plant jack-o-lantern seeds next year so I won’t have to dig a hole at all!