I’m a closet nudist.
note: the other side of the closet is full of birthday suits and streak clothes.
double note: nudists probably call closets and dressers something else.
Today I found 245 Hongkong Dollars when I was cleaning out this closet.
I thought “Woo Hoo! I’m a rich man!” … until I checked the exchange rates: $32 CDN, $31.5 US, 2400 JPY.
Woo Hoo! I’m a richer man!