I’m not really touchy-feely.
I’m more blankey-starey
… and wiggly-eary.
note: if they didn’t put up do not touch signs, I wouldn’t touch those signs at all.
double note: hands are handy, but feet aren’t usually classified as being feety.
triple note: why is “felt” called “felt“? … I haven’t touched it yet!
quadruple note: can a person with no hands be handsome? … or a person with no feet have good feetures? … or a blind person have good looks? … or a deaf person be a good listener? … or a person with no ability to feel be sensitive? … or a mute person be vocal?
quintuple note: I apologize in advance for the “quadruple note“; I’m just playing with words. If I’ve offended anyone, I haven’t meant to.
sextuple note: beating someone senseless makes no sense.
Everyone pushed me around today!
I’m not wearing my domino print shirt to work ever again!