Always have a Jack Handey!
… in case you want to fix a flat tire … or wait around for someone else to fix it.
note: I’ve had this book since 1993 … and I still laugh when I pick it up.
It was one of the only books I brought to Japan along with a few John Irving novels.
Hey! I needed to fill up the backpack somehow! … socks and underwear are boring.
Today I felt so good I had to scream! … and the drive-thru speaker at McDonald’s wasn’t working properly.