Always have a Jack Handey!
… in case you want to fix a flat tire … or wait around for someone else to fix it.
note: I’ve had this book since 1993 … and I still laugh when I pick it up.
It was one of the only books I brought to Japan along with a few John Irving novels.
Hey! I needed to fill up the backpack somehow! … socks and underwear are boring.
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Today #252
Today I felt so good I had to scream! … and the drive-thru speaker at McDonald’s wasn’t working properly.
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I hate when the speaker isn’t working properly & they get your order wrong. Those jacks are very colour coordinated. I’d hate to be caught out somewhere in public & have a flat tyre with an unfashionable jack. That would really jack me off.
I’ve never had to change a flat tire, thank God. I wonder if I’ll attemp to fix it or wait for someone else.
Does that jack really come in pink?
“Deep Thoughts” was such a funny segment on SNL.
Thanks for the comments.
Tony: yours and Tammy‘s comment made me question exactly what colour jack I bought. I bought it about 2 years ago, but have never used it and haven’t even opened the box. It’s black with a red pumpy handle thing … luckily. I never noticed that they came in pink until I actually looked at the photo after your comment.
Tammy: see above.
They only had 2 in stock at the store when I bought it. I can’t see the store stocking pink jacks though: it’s a manly store. hee hee!
Jack Handey is classic!
Don’t know about Jack Handey. Jack Daniels, I know.
S. Le: you’d like Jack Handey maybe:
http://quotes.prolix.nu/Humor/Jack_Handey/