My mother washed my mouth out with soap for saying “bucket” once … or something like that.
I can’t remember what she used when I said it twice though.
note: if kids liked the taste of soap, what a perfect world that would be … for kids.
double note: I’m sure mothers would find an alternative to soap pretty quick: mothers are always full of alternatives … for altering kids’ behaviours.
triple note: nobody has invented a new swear word for a while … maybe longer words could be the answer.
quadruple note: ultimatums should be called ultimotherums … they seem to use them the most.
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Today #196
Today was unseasonable … like something you can’t eat no matter what you sprinkle on it.
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Ha! I like the “unseasonable” concept… , as in, “my steak was so tough it was just unseasonable”.
Kick THAT bucket and you’d know it! Ouch!
Thanks for the comments.
Donald Diddams: “it’s unseasonably warm … ice cream today“.
S. Le: usually people go limp after kicking the bucket … but other times they just limp. hee hee!
I accidentally kicked one the other day. I am still alive. Those old wives are so full of it…
Tony: I bet old wives don’t like the expression “Old Wives Tale“.
I think by the time I get married, my new wife will probably be old. hee hee!
Michelle is getting old now. But don’t say I said so