The fortune teller foretold no fortune in my future
note: I go to bank tellers more often than fortune tellers … although with ATMs, I don’t go to either very much anymore.
double note: I’m not sure what day job this guy didn’t quit.
triple note: “Actually it started out as a pimple on my ass.”
(I never get tired of that joke.)
quadruple note: the fortune had no fortune in it! … is that possible?
Today felt like I had a monkey on my head … or back … or somewhere in those vicinities.