As a kid, I used to think about how great it would be to be an adult.
As an adult, I think about how great it would be to be a kid again.
I don’t know what really old people think about though,
… but I’m sure eventually I’ll think of something.
note: I don’t really want to be old … I want to be the oldest!
double note: if I get to be an old man, … I definitely won’t be yours.
triple note: if I get to be an old man, hopefully I’ll be a funny old man … but not in that way.
quadruple note: I bet Gary Oldman is ready for the eventual jokes.
quintuple note: sure a satellite dish is circular, but I’m not sure about the life that comes with it.
sextuple note: people with TV seem to be overly remotely concerned.
septuple note: “The grass is always greener … if you have green glasses”
(I don’t know why people choose those rosey ones)
I’m glad I’m not The Incredible Hulk today, because I wouldn’t have any Tuesday students left … that’s for sure.