I have an earache on my arm.
… someone hit me with a cob of corn.
note: some corn really gives you an earfull!
double note: I don’t know about “love“, but “corn hurts“! … someone should tell Nazareth!
triple note: the photo has nothing to do with anything … I’m just not armed to the teeth with cobs of corn right now.
You know when a piece of caramel gets stuck in your teeth and you try like crazy to remove it? Today was like that, but it didn’t have that yummy caramel taste.