If there were a language that was made up entirely of swear words,
… I’m sure I’d be fluent in a week.
note: actually I don’t swear too much: I just like to know what everyone else is talking about.
double note: I travelled with a group of Aussies, Kiwis, and Americans in Europe. One of the American guys was writing down all the new slang he was hearing. One of the entries was:
fukal: nothing, no money, very little, sometimes sweet.
Eventually he figured it out.
Today I saw an ostrich egg at a kindergarten I visit. People in Africa must have bigger eggtrays in their fridges than the rest of us … and probably only one egg omelettes.