My friend Mr. Pettit seems to disappear around Christmas each year to visit family in Canada. He always brings me back something.
This year he brought back a pig lighter for me … and other things too.
I think I looked less than appreciative and awed when he gave the pig to me. I clicked it a few times and it didn’t work.
I mumbled something. He mumbled something. We moved on.
I put it on the dashboard of my van, looked at it for a few weeks, and continued using a different lighter for lighting cigarettes.
I eventually tried the pig. It seems to work on warm days … kind of like a coconut seller on a tropical beach.
I like the pig! It is awesome! It is me!
Thanks for the pig!
note: if I wasn’t the Cheese, I’d be the Pig!
double note: no one can know you as well as you know yourself, but it’s scary how often other people guess correctly.
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Today #131
Today was pretty good. I can’t ask for more than that sometimes: I’m not greedy.
I Am The Cheese 
Sometimes you’re the cheese. Sometimes you’re the pig. Such is life. That is a really cute Devo hatted piggy. I don’t smoke, but I want a pig like that.
If anyone knew Ross like I know him, you’d see why I thought the pig would be appropriate. Don’t misunderstand me, he’s a tidy and clean guy. He’s just into things like the “pig”. Well, that’s what I thought when I bought it anyways. I don’t smoke either but I thought the lighter was cool.
Glad you like it Planet. Wonder what’s up my sleeve next year! heh-heh.
Yes I like the Devo Hat too. Maybe you could combine & be the Cheesy Pig. Hey that’d work Cheese & ham. Does the flames come out of the Devo Hat or shoot from his nostrils in a double flame thrower type effect.
“Come on piggy light my fire.”
I don’t know, that’s all I can think of.
I’m diggin’ the Devo hat, too.
Thanks for the comments!
S. Le: the Pig is the Cheese … or something like that.
Kelly Pettit: thanks. next year … Cheez Whiz!!!
Tony: it is the double flame thrower effect! I may call him “Puff the Magic Pig“. hee hee!
Tammy: the Devo hat makes it. While driving around I’ve started singing “Don’t you know your ridin’ with the Pig” in my best B.B. King voice sometimes … and just in my regular crappy singing voice the rest of the time. hee hee!
Puff the magic pig, lives by the sea & wallows in the Autumn mud in a land called…
Drats I can’t remember what the land was called…
I think the land was called Hollow Knee, or Follow Pee…
Tony: I remember singing that at school … along with Sweet Caroline, Country Roads, and The Sounds of Silence!