Dentists

 

As soon as I open my mouth and they start talking, I know that deep down dentists wished they were engineers:

bridges, root canals, dental dams, braces/railroad tracks, drills, and even toothpicks!

They can’t fool me!

 

note: I think the worst thing I’ve tried to eat while my mouth was still frozen from the dentists were waffles. You never really know where the waffle ends and the inside of your mouth begins.

double note: opening my mouth and having someone else start talking makes me feel like a dummy … a ventriloquist’s dummy.

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Today #119

Today was like watching all the coming attractions before the movie … but the movie never started.

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2 responses to “Dentists

  1. I am major Dentaphobic. I read your word “Drill” & went all freaky. I have regular nightmares that I am… Hey I’ll keep that one for a post.

  2. Tony: if dental equipment looked more like food, I think people would relax a bit more.
    … or start having an aversion to food.

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