I smoke a pack of cigarettes everyday.
I don’t know how many I don’t smoke,
… but it’s probably quite a few.
Surgeon General’s note: I wanted to write novels, but the warnings on cigarette packages was the only thing I was good at.
note: I bet the Surgeon General doesn’t really write those notes. False Advertising!!
Today I thought about the unfairy godmother that seems to be alive and well … and messing with all sorts of people who aren’t me.