When people phone me by accident and say that they’ve dialed the wrong number, I tell them “I’m at the wrong phone.”
I think it makes them feel better.
note: why do we call the zero “oh” when rattling off a phone number, but never call the one “el” ? That’s confusing.
double note: the last wrong number I received was a backwards 3.
triple note: yes, I did write “dialed” … for some reason.
I can’t field a team today: I’m going to forfeit.