The fastest eggtimer in the world probably uses quicksand.
The egg probably doesn’t cook any faster though.
note: the biggest eggtimer in the world is probably in Africa … or maybe Australia.
double note: a “scrambled eggtimer” would be cool!
triple note: my bookshelf would be a World Record holder … if I had one of those books.
Mean Things I Say About People #2
I call someone I know “Diaper” because they are so self-absorbent … and they are full of shit most of the time too.