When people die, I hope they go to where they believe they will go when they die:
… because I really want to see the inside of a crematorium.
note: I didn’t even think there was something wrong with this “closed” sign. I was too impressed that it was written on a skateboard to notice!
double note: it says “open” on the otherside … in case you were wondering.
Mean Things I Say About People #1
I know a person who only listens to instrumental music because they don’t like listening to people.