If Earth’s gravity vanished instantly, I’d hope I was wearing my Superman costume … because how cool would that be?
Pretty cool, I kid you not!
note: I definitely wouldn’t want to be sitting on the toilet, swimming in the ocean, standing in a cemetary, or enjoying a once in a lifetime “zero gravity simulation” flight … because really … what a waste of money!
double note: I think holding a balloon would make me feel a bit better as I drifted into the atmosphere.
triple note: people committing suicide by jumping off of a building would probably be pissed off.
quadruple note: people in the middle of doing a ski jump, a pole vault, or a slamdunk would probably be happy … for a second.
quintuple note: at least a rockclimber could probably climb back down … or live a few seconds longer than everyone else before they did an Arnold Schwarzenegger “Total Recall” eye bulge thing.
It felt like I was carrying around a sack of hammers today … but there was a sack of hammer fight, so I was prepared.