Combining words has worked in the past:

spoon + fork = spork
breakfast + lunch = brunch
calves + ankles = cankles

I hope it’s a long fummer or autummer or sautumn or sall … because I just bought a bunch of new t-shirts.


note: I vote for “fummer“.

double note: I could live very happily with more fans and less heaters.


Today #42

Today rolled by like a drive-by.


9 responses to “Combiwords

  1. What about “lupper?”

  2. I was trying to think of other word combinations but couldn’t think of too many.

    Shit + Fart = Sharted

    Any others out there?

  3. I like to say linner, dupper, and dunch.
    I refer to a few restaurants with some not so flattering names:
    Steak -n- Ache, Crapplebee’s, and Slow Charley’s.
    They are sort of combiwords.

  4. When astronomers first discovered that the planet Earth had an horrendously hot and vile twin they were a bit stuck for a name for it. So they got drunk, tried combining words, and came up with Venus – only they were so drunk that they couldn’t spell penis correctly.

  5. Bull + Dog = Bulldog
    Oh that’s been done before…
    Couldn’t think of anything else to type here

  6. You may want to live very happily with more fans and less heaters now, but what about when Fummer turns into Bummer and Brrrrrinter comes?

  7. Handmade + Aboriginal + Novelty + Fake + Turd = Hanabonofaturd.

  8. Thanks for all the comments!

    S. Le: ‘What about “lupper?”‘ No thanks I’ve already eaten, but thanks for asking. hee hee!

    Kelly Pettit: Sharting is my favourite! … I mean favourite combiword. hee hee!

    Tammy: there is a little shopping center in town called “Vivre Town“, but most English speaking local foreigners call it “Beaver Town” because that’s what it sounds like when Japanese pronounce it.
    … and most of us don’t speak French very well. hee hee!

    Tooty Nolan: hee hee! Who named Uranus? … not yours … the planet.
    It must have been before people had bums or something.

    Tony: Sheep + Dog = Sheepdog

    razzbuffnik: Brrrrrinter seems so far away, but I’m sure the kerosene heaters will trade places with the fans sometime in October.

    Bunk Strutts: that one kind of just rolls off the tongue doesn’t it?

  9. All the credit for that one should go to Razzbuffnik. I’ve yet to see a phrase that is more awesome, descriptive, and multi-purposeful than homemade aboriginal novelty fake turd. By God, it’s music for the blogosphere.

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