Does having a famous person promote a product really work?
If companies continue to pay celebrities gobs of money for endorsements, it must somehow positively affect sales.
I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything because someone famous was in the advertisement.
There must be a lot of people not like me out there.
note: balancing 4 tires seems like a lot of unnecessary work; why can’t they just balance the vehicle?
double note: Leonardo DiCaprio must be amazingly small … or I got screwed on the tires I bought!
triple note: I have nothing against Leonardo DiCaprio. He seems like an okay type of Joe … and donates some of the gobs of money he makes from endorsements like this to charity.
quadruple note: I don’t have gobs of money … I just have gob.
notes to myself #196
Someday we are going to shave our head totally bald just to see how many scars, divets, and fissures are actually on our skull … but not today.