Whenever I see people playing horseshoes …
I always think of the poor horses who had to walk home from the party in their socks.
note: a shoeless horse isn’t a shoe horse; a naked horse isn’t a clothes horse either.
double note: I consider cows “hippies” because they walk around without shoes all the time … and they look kind of out of it too.
triple note: are horses the only animal that wears shoes? … other than that chimp who stole mine of course.
notes to myself #169
Deer don’t leave footprints. They wear hooves dummy!